My Dearest Twinkie,
I have loved you all my life. When I was a little girl, you were always there for me. Picnics, school lunches, afternoon snacks, you were always there to bring a smile to my face.
I was lonely; lost without you, dear twinkie…and I missed you. My life just wasn’t complete without you. I knew someone would buy you, and everything would be ok again, but I couldn’t help but miss you.
Today, when I saw you, the last one on the shelf at Albertson’s, sitting all by your lonesome…I knew you’d be mine again. When I opened the box and saw you, I was so happy. We are meant to be together, twinkie. I know you feel the same way, and I promise to never take you for granted again, twinkie. You are just as delicious as you once were. I love you, dear twinkie.
The Hustlin’ Homemaker 